I bring you... an idea that's been plaguing me for over a goddamn week.

Title: The Grandfather (see what I did there hurr)
Fandom: Ace Attorney
Spoilers: None that I can see, actually!
Pairing/Characters: Shelly/Viola (Yes, really), Bruto, random wacky mobsters
Genre: Humour/Romance
Summary: Your typical sappy romantic dinner is not as orthodox as it seems.
Warnings/Rating: I... guess the age difference might squick some of you out, but there's absolutely nothing risqué here. PG-13 just to be safe.
Notes: This was originally supposed to be a very funny fic; then, uh... Well, it's not THAT funny, but it's light-hearted. Also, it was originally for the kink meme, but then I realised nobody would want to read this, so instead of going "what kind of retarded anon would post this crap", you can now direct your complaints directly at me! Also I wish more people shipped Shelly/Viola sob.
Disclaimer: These characters are all Capcom's. Well, except maybe for the wacky mobsters. I guess those are technically mine.

( "Do you... do this for all your guests, Mr. de Killer...?" )