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mistytpednaem) wrote2010-12-08 09:18 pm
mistytpednaem) wrote2010-12-08 09:18 pm
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Pokémon SoulSilver: OH BOY, THE FIRST 30 MINUTES
This would've probably been done sooner if a) I weren't so OCD and b) I hadn't remembered a birthday at the last minute. But anyway, we've got to start somewhere!
"I mean, what the hell kind of name is Adrian Andrews?"
"Because I'm sure you'll be getting that a lot. Do you resent your parents? I probably would."
Fun experiences! Difficult experiences! Dreams! Adventure! Excitement! Nouns! I honestly don't remember it sounding this awkward back in the original Gold/Silver.
Adrian silently curses the existence of product placement in this world. Rings a bit too close to show-business, see.
Also, her supposed childhood friend likes to mimic Professor Oak's speech patterns.
Y-Yes, I had to sign her name. I'm detail-obsessed like that.
In the magical land of Johto, Adrian will spend the entire game running errands for people. Poor woman. IT'S NOT DIFFERENT AT ALL, IS IT,STEVE?
I am easily amused.
Sadly, she did not have a Pokémon (or a whip) and was thus unable to punch this jerk back.
Let's hope he said that in a neutral tone of voice.
"I mean, do they REALLY mind being crammed into a tiny ball all the time? Sure, Silph Co. says it's all warm and cosy inside, but..."
NOW LET US DISCUSS THE INCREASING DEPENDENCE ON TECHNOLOGY THAT PEOPLE DEMONSTRATE THESE DAYS.
Sure, let's go put up with the crazy Pokémon man just because you don't want to.
So yeah, Franziska the Totodile.
Reportedly, Franziska then proceeded to bite down on the unnamed scientist's arm.
... This isn't very Franziska-like.
(Also, this is that Ethan guy. He has a Marill and no relevance to us whatsoever, for the most part.)
Now that's more like it.
And then I remembered that I'd intended to reset for a female Totodile. ERRRM.
... Thankfully, I have means at my disposal and I was able to alter her gender.
Also, have some stats. Franzy's built for physical attacks, as you can see.
Franziska learned Squirt! Adrian is confused and intrigued!
... Sadly, for quite a while, all the Water-type attacks we'll have will be based on the Special Attack stat.
Adrian cries on the inside.
LET'S HOPE FOR A NEUTRAL TONE OF VOICE HERE.
In the magical land of Johto, shoes are a requirement for learning. This has amazed countless researchers over the years, except for, of course, Pokémon researchers, who are used to this kind of shit.
So now we can run! What do you say, Franziska?
... Is this a good thing? Is she praising the shoes? Pointing out their foolishness? Who can tell?
"Hello, I'm Professor Oak! Go do my job for me!" Also, for those who don't know, Mr. Pokémon gives us a mysterious egg.
FRANZISKA
Big Whip Prosecutor
Professor Elm always calls the kid next door when there's a catastrophe going on. And I need to change the PokéGear's theme, this isn't very Adrian-y.
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So, this is our rival for the game.
And this, clearly, is Franziska's foolish little brother.
Actually, yeah, we need a name for him.
... This doesn't need a caption.
QUICK, THE COPS WANT THE REDHEAD'S NAME. WHAT DO WE SAY?
"I mean, what the hell kind of name is Adrian Andrews?"
"Because I'm sure you'll be getting that a lot. Do you resent your parents? I probably would."
Fun experiences! Difficult experiences! Dreams! Adventure! Excitement! Nouns! I honestly don't remember it sounding this awkward back in the original Gold/Silver.
Adrian silently curses the existence of product placement in this world. Rings a bit too close to show-business, see.
Also, her supposed childhood friend likes to mimic Professor Oak's speech patterns.
Y-Yes, I had to sign her name. I'm detail-obsessed like that.
In the magical land of Johto, Adrian will spend the entire game running errands for people. Poor woman. IT'S NOT DIFFERENT AT ALL, IS IT,STEVE?
I am easily amused.
Sadly, she did not have a Pokémon (or a whip) and was thus unable to punch this jerk back.
Let's hope he said that in a neutral tone of voice.
"I mean, do they REALLY mind being crammed into a tiny ball all the time? Sure, Silph Co. says it's all warm and cosy inside, but..."
NOW LET US DISCUSS THE INCREASING DEPENDENCE ON TECHNOLOGY THAT PEOPLE DEMONSTRATE THESE DAYS.
Sure, let's go put up with the crazy Pokémon man just because you don't want to.
So yeah, Franziska the Totodile.
Reportedly, Franziska then proceeded to bite down on the unnamed scientist's arm.
... This isn't very Franziska-like.
(Also, this is that Ethan guy. He has a Marill and no relevance to us whatsoever, for the most part.)
Now that's more like it.
And then I remembered that I'd intended to reset for a female Totodile. ERRRM.
... Thankfully, I have means at my disposal and I was able to alter her gender.
Also, have some stats. Franzy's built for physical attacks, as you can see.
Franziska learned Squirt! Adrian is confused and intrigued!
... Sadly, for quite a while, all the Water-type attacks we'll have will be based on the Special Attack stat.
Adrian cries on the inside.
LET'S HOPE FOR A NEUTRAL TONE OF VOICE HERE.
In the magical land of Johto, shoes are a requirement for learning. This has amazed countless researchers over the years, except for, of course, Pokémon researchers, who are used to this kind of shit.
So now we can run! What do you say, Franziska?
... Is this a good thing? Is she praising the shoes? Pointing out their foolishness? Who can tell?
"Hello, I'm Professor Oak! Go do my job for me!" Also, for those who don't know, Mr. Pokémon gives us a mysterious egg.
FRANZISKA
Big Whip Prosecutor
Professor Elm always calls the kid next door when there's a catastrophe going on. And I need to change the PokéGear's theme, this isn't very Adrian-y.
So, this is our rival for the game.
And this, clearly, is Franziska's foolish little brother.
Actually, yeah, we need a name for him.
... This doesn't need a caption.
QUICK, THE COPS WANT THE REDHEAD'S NAME. WHAT DO WE SAY?