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Naem ([personal profile] mistytpednaem) wrote2010-08-21 06:37 pm

Farewell, My Turnabout: King Dickbag II

Good God, this is a big one for an investigation segment. Then again... I guess we can see why.





There will be some direct transcribing from my notes on this first bit, because apparently I was spazzing like hell: "- s-sob Phoenix you youuuuuu (no I can't think of anything more coherent to say)"

(Later, I had some chocolate and I swear the spazzing stopped, for the most part. Chocolate, you are magical and now I vaguely want to read Prisoner of Azkaban again.)





I'm not sure how to feel about the fact that we get this incredibly important piece of information... from OLDBAG. Come to think of it, she ends up giving us crucial knowledge more than once, doesn't she? AAI-5 comes to mind...




Urge to hug Pearl is rising...




You know, I never remember who I have to speak to first here. Probably because this part of the case shook me up so hard I... can't really organise my memories coherently.




Sooo I'm going to say it now: Matt is one of my favourite AA villains.




He is also, however, completely detestable. I have a kind of love-hate relationship with him...





This is what you see when you try to show him Celeste's profile.





Just remember he says this before he pulls out the brandy (also note I still keep catching him mid-blink).




And apparently, my mind just gave up on making sense here:

"- The fact that Matt is the first person you see with FIVE psyche-locks really helps set the mood here...


... I-I am nervous now why am I nervous

... wait crap I don't have evidence Matt had anything to do with the bear I CAN'T EVEN DO THIS YET AAAAAAA

oh God and now I'm at the police department and IT'S WILL AND AAAAAAA why am I this nervous"


... Christ, what the hell?






This made me feel better.





This did not make me feel better.




Heck, this is the game's way of telling you "oh you'd better be prepared for what's coming," but I WASN'T prepared. And neither were most people, apparently.




I still haven't gotten around to rereading that one fic...




Adrian's sole lock provides a good contrast to Matt's. I... just thought I'd say that. ;;




"- ... oh Christ I don't have this yet either. THIS HUUUURTS."




... Welp.





... Oh God. This is the time.




He tried to give a fair warning, I suppose...





I... I've always wondered if he really does have a $3800 toothbrush. Seriously.





"... I MEAN HIS NAME SOUNDS SHADY. LIKE DUDE. WHOA. DUDE."




CAN I EXPRESS MY ANGER AT THE PEOPLE WHO THINK MATT LITERALLY HAS A SPLIT PERSONALITY NOW? PLEASE? BECAUSE IT REALLY GETS TO ME.




(On second thought, I really should have made brown and grey switch places, huh?)





I-I'll take this chance to say that I really wish T&T hadn't abused this music so much.




... Why, oh, why is that guard always asleep?






I'm not sure to what extent did he "fool" Adrian... but regardless, I always wonder how his meeting with Shelly went. Matt must have put up a damn good act.




*mentally shakes fist at*









This case is just... so good at subverting your expectations, that you find yourself having the same kind of internal conflict that Phoenix is having right now.

... Edgeworth is totally all "shut up I've already reached prosecutor enlightenment" on the inside, though.




AND NOW, TO FURTHER CRUSH THE PLAYER.




... I really want to make some sarcastic quip about the way he words this, but, uh. My sarcasm is failing me right now.







"L-Look, I know I'm in no position to argue right now, but would you please be a little more evil? Because the whole moral greyness in this case is kind of killing me."




"- ... Phoenix I know you're in shock but this is a dumb question"




... I did not remember he said it this way.

Now I feel even more right comparing him to James Bond.





... I missed the meow. But I think we should all lighten up a little now by imagining the face Shelly must have made after he heard it and slowly realised A CAT JUST GAVE HIM AWAY.

(Also it implies Shoe was close to him at the time he made the call, so I THINK I'M STILL RIGHT YAY.)




I... I just have to wonder how he forgot, you know, that bellboy he last saw with Maya. His face wasn't exactly unremarkable.




If Edgeworth is right and the kidnapping was planned ahead of time... well, it makes me want to go back to my question from the last post. :T




Yep, there we have it.





And now I can't help but wonder if Maya and Shelly ever really... talked to each other. I mean, it's likely that she got this info from Mia, but... I'm just wondering. ;;;



(I hope someone puts this face to good use)

Adrian probably thinks Phoenix just lost it and SHE'S NOT FAR FROM THE TRUTH.





I'm... I'm just going "ó_ò" over here, don't mind me.




I-I ship Juan/Celeste. ;___; (In fact, I'm convinced Juan was a good man at heart who was... pushed over the edge.)





URGE TO HUG PEARL IS BURSTING. ;________;

























Shelly/Adrian is all I can think of right now.

Next time: stitchy prejudice. For shame!

[identity profile] sushizuzoru.livejournal.com 2010-08-21 07:08 pm (UTC)(link)
URGE TO HUG ADRIAN IS RISING ;____;

You better catch Franziska's glorious objection.

[identity profile] mistytpednaem.livejournal.com 2010-08-21 07:49 pm (UTC)(link)
*has plans*

[identity profile] sylladex.livejournal.com 2010-08-21 07:43 pm (UTC)(link)
STUPID ENGARDE

STUPID CORRIDA

STUPID ACE ATTORNEY

/BAWLS FOREVER

STUPID STUPID STUPID they really are such monsters

[identity profile] mistytpednaem.livejournal.com 2010-08-21 07:48 pm (UTC)(link)
P-Please

Please cheer up. ono

[identity profile] sylladex.livejournal.com 2010-08-21 07:56 pm (UTC)(link)
FFFF I'm okay, really.

[identity profile] disbelieves.livejournal.com 2010-08-21 07:46 pm (UTC)(link)
;_; Celeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeste ohgodIrelatetoherinverystrangewaysideky.

Also gdit Celeste/Phoenix is where it's at idc if it's impossible ;;

[identity profile] mistytpednaem.livejournal.com 2010-08-21 07:51 pm (UTC)(link)
... You come up with the... most unique pairings.

I'm not saying it's a bad thing. You just do. <.

[identity profile] disbelieves.livejournal.com 2010-08-21 08:09 pm (UTC)(link)
I like to dream of the interaction that could have been. ;;

[identity profile] mistytpednaem.livejournal.com 2010-08-21 08:13 pm (UTC)(link)
I wouldn't mind seeing more stuff involving Celeste, mmhmm...

[identity profile] sushizuzoru.livejournal.com 2010-08-21 08:09 pm (UTC)(link)
I've read Celeste/Phoenix. IT'S CUTE

[identity profile] disbelieves.livejournal.com 2010-08-21 08:10 pm (UTC)(link)
Was it that one on the meme? /requester

It was lovely *A*

[identity profile] sushizuzoru.livejournal.com 2010-08-21 08:20 pm (UTC)(link)
It really was <3

[identity profile] pess-in-suits.livejournal.com 2010-08-22 03:13 pm (UTC)(link)
...
I WANT A LINK AND I WANT IT NOW

[identity profile] sushizuzoru.livejournal.com 2010-08-22 04:10 pm (UTC)(link)
I. Have no idea where the link is.

[identity profile] touchmy12inch.livejournal.com 2010-08-21 09:56 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm such a horrible person. All I keep thinking is "Oh Matt you utter dick ♥">

[identity profile] mistytpednaem.livejournal.com 2010-08-21 10:02 pm (UTC)(link)
You are the horrible person? Do I have to make you eat my pie chart?

[identity profile] touchmy12inch.livejournal.com 2010-08-22 08:20 pm (UTC)(link)
It looks like a delicious pie-chart.

[identity profile] mistytpednaem.livejournal.com 2010-08-22 08:31 pm (UTC)(link)
It tastes of all the tears Matt has caused others to shed.

You think YOU'RE a horrible person?

[identity profile] perfectgnat.livejournal.com 2010-08-21 11:15 pm (UTC)(link)


bow chicka bow wow chicka chicka bow chicka bow chicka bow chicka chicka chicka bow

I lol'd

[identity profile] sushizuzoru.livejournal.com 2010-08-22 12:07 am (UTC)(link)
And the sad thing is? I SHIP THEM.

pffffffffffft <3

[identity profile] mistytpednaem.livejournal.com 2010-08-22 07:53 am (UTC)(link)
If I could put this comment on a silver platter, I would.

[identity profile] perverbially.livejournal.com 2010-08-22 02:23 pm (UTC)(link)
Adrian says she knows the real Matt. Matt seems to think she doesn't.

THE PROBLEMS THIS CAUSED ME D:

(I hope someone puts this face to good use)

My favourite Adrian faces are the one where she's doing her eyes on the ceiling, "I'm thinking about serious things shut up, it's not lesbian porn" thing... WITH HER MOUTH WIDE OPEN. If I knew how to mess with sprites, I swear to god...

People like you and Franziska von Karma are always using all you have to pin me down.

...And what a delicious filling you make in that sandwich, Phoenix.

Do I get admittance to the horrible people club now? I'm sorry, Nick, but I can't hear your pain over HOW HOT THAT IS.

[identity profile] mistytpednaem.livejournal.com 2010-08-22 02:47 pm (UTC)(link)
Fffff, I love that face of hers too.

... I can't see what's beyond that link because I'm under 18, apparently, but I think I can guess.

[identity profile] pess-in-suits.livejournal.com 2010-08-22 03:17 pm (UTC)(link)
OH THANK JESUS I'M NOT THE ONLY ONE WHO THOUGHT EVIL!MATT WAS SKDGKDFH <33 I love Matt so much it's not even funny. He's such a lovely nutter.

Also YAY SHOE HAS SAVED THE DAY we all love you, Shoe! Especially Pess.

Also I bet Maya got the info from Pess. Just saying.

[identity profile] mistytpednaem.livejournal.com 2010-08-22 03:33 pm (UTC)(link)
I... I think I just have creepy fetishes. ;;;

afvdbf you teeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaase

[identity profile] pess-in-suits.livejournal.com 2010-08-22 03:36 pm (UTC)(link)
Well then if you do so do I. :T

you love me really

[identity profile] mistytpednaem.livejournal.com 2010-08-22 03:38 pm (UTC)(link)
... A-AT LEAST WE'RE IN IT TOGETHER?

nnngh yes I do <3

[identity profile] pess-in-suits.livejournal.com 2010-08-22 03:48 pm (UTC)(link)
Of course. <3

see I knew it. :3 ;; /noogies