mistytpednaem: (Oh really~?)
Naem ([personal profile] mistytpednaem) wrote2010-08-23 09:33 pm

Character Interview?

No lawyers today, I'm afraid. I had an appointment at the ophthalmologist's today, and then I just kinda spent the rest of the day doodling and fooling around... ;; Buuut I was tagged on DA. A character meme. Aaand I am doing it here. Aaaand with my characters. Ayup. So, if you don't quite care about not-lawyers, uh, ignore this!


1)Choose one or two of your own characters.
2) Make them answer the following questions.
3) Then, tag 3 persons and make them do the interview.


Characters (you get pictures of their Sims because I haven't drawn a picture of them worth shit lately):
Kaphlar Kinra (AAAAA I THINK I'M LOSING HIS VOICE)
Marco Evangelisti

1) What gender are you?
Kaph: ... What does it look like? I'm more male than you'll ever be.
Marco: I'm a male too. I hope it's not that hard to tell, haha!

2) What is your age?
Kaph: Shit, uh... 300-ish? I only bother counting every once in a while. Look, let's say I'm 25 and leave it at that.
Marco: And I'm 23.
Kaph: AHAHAHAH, you're full of shit.

3) Do you want a hug?
Kaph: Psh, I get hugs all the time. Tight hugs. Around my penis.
Marco: ... That... I... Sigh. Anyway, sure!

4) Do you have any bad habits?
Kaph: ... Eh, that's all relative.
Marco: ... Heh, maybe a few. Then again, who doesn't?

5) What is your favorite food?
Kaph: ... I like deep-fried tofu. I fucking swear if I hear anyone calling me an "animé"--
Marco: Uh... I'm not picky.
Kaph: I know why you don't have a favorite food.
Marco: ...

6) What is your favourite ice cream flavor?
Kaph: It's yours.
Marco: Hmm, vanilla?

7) Are you a virgin?
Kaph: Hah! I'm more like the extreme opposite. Emphasis on "extreme".
Marco: ... Heh, no, but that's a bit of a personal question, isn't it? I mean, I don't mind answering things, it's fun, but you know, there ARE a few things I won't share with just anyone...

8) Have you killed anyone?
Kaph: Sure I have. I mean, it's not like it's a hobby, but it can be fun. And necessary.
Marco: ... No. No. No.

9) Do you hate anyone?
Kaph: Eh, most of the people I hate are dead by now. The ones who aren't are either on my to-do list or are too fun not to keep around.
Marco: Mmm, no. Not really, no.

10) Do you have any secrets?
Kaph: Hah, and you want me to TELL them to you? Pffft. I can tell you all about this faggot's secrets, though.
Marco: I don't-- W-What are you talking about?

11) What is your favourite season?
Kaph: Summer. I like the heat, and hey, boobs all around!
Marco: I don't have one. They all go by so fast, anyway...

12) Who are your best friends?
Kaph: ... Define "friends" for me. Just so I know how to answer.
Marco: Oh, I have dozens of good friends! They're all wonderful people, I cherish them all and I'm happy to have them in my life. And I don't mind making new friends either, you know!

13) What are your hobbies?
Kaph: My hobbies can be summed up in one tiny little phrase: "being sexy-awesome."
Marco: Oh, I go to the casino sometimes. Not to gamble or anything - it's my casino, hahahah -, I just like to spend some time with my customers and all.

14) What is your favorite drink?
Kaph: The strong stuff.
Marco: ... Again, I'm not picky.
Kaph: Oh, but you do have a favorite, don't you?

15) When is your birthday?
Kaph: Ehh, 16th of July or something? Something like that. Now, Marco here? I'm sure he can't even remember what month he was born in.
Marco: Don't be ridiculous, I do. I do, I do, I remember I have to remember I can't forget I can't lose my--
Kaph: Man, you're so easy you're almost no fun.

16) What age did you die?
Kaph: What kind of retarded question is this?
Marco: ... Right, it's very silly, isn't it?
Kaph: But you could answer.
Marco: ... Stop it how do you- what do you--

17) Are you nice or mean?
Kaph: ... That depends on whether you'll play along with me or not.
Marco: I think I'm reasonably nice! I mean, people seem to like me and all, so I'm... I'm nice. I am.

18) What do you think of your creator?
Kaph: She's a flaky little ragdoll.
Marco: She seems nice enough!... Always seems a little sad when she talks to me, though. I wonder why...?

19) What is your weakness?
Kaph: NOTHING. Nothing, you hear?
Marco: Uh... Maybe I talk too much? People have been telling me that lately! I don't know, I don't really notice a difference, I think I've always been like this. I just like to be sociable, you know? And people are so nice, I mean, they deserve to be talked to, and the other day I met a really nice old lady and helped her find her glasses and then she invited me over to eat some cookies. English cookies. I haven't been to England in a while, I should pay Mary a visit...

20) How long can you stay under water?
Kaph: ... Never counted.
Marco: Erm... some time?

[THERE IS NO 21]
Kaph: ... Sloppy, huh?
Marco: People get distracted. Actually, I've been spacing out a little lately, just the other day I was at a meeting and I completely stopped paying attention to everyone else...

22) Do you love someone?
Kaph: ... Hahahahah. Wait, where in the timeline are you taking me from-- You don't even know? Not even for the one question that it mattered for?
Marco: That's a little personal, isn't it? Hahahah!

23) Does that person love you back?
Kaph: They all do. And if Miss Careless had decided she's taking me from later in the timeline, the answer'd just be yes.
Marco: ... You can never be too sure, can you?

24) Do you like me?
Kaph: You're just asking me questions. Tell me what you've got and I'll give you my answer.
Marco: Sure, you seem nice enough!

25) What do you consider fun in the day time?
Kaph: Partying hard. And, you know, doin' my kind of business.
Marco: ... The beach. The beach is nice.

26) At night?
Kaph: Partying harder.
Marco: Oh, you know, all sorts of things! Working, talking to customers, talking to co-workers, talking to friends, working, talking...

27) Do you like meatballs?
Kaph: ... Are you asking if I'm gay?
Marco: ... Sure?

28) Do you like Chef Boyardee's meatballs?
Kaph: ... Are you asking if I'm into gay chefs?
Marco: ... S... Sure?

29) Are you gay?
Kaph: Fuck off.
Marco: Actually, I am. I thought that was common knowledge.

30) Say that you were trapped in a closet with your lover for 2 days straight. What do you do?
Kaph: Well, who do you think I'd do? Don't look at me like that, you set me up for it.
Marco: ... I'd make sure no one would walk out harmed.

32) What is your place of origin?
Kaph: I'm from the East, but to hell with that. I'm living in America now.
Marco: Craco, in Italy.

33) Large or small family?
Kaph: I don't really care about them much either way.
Marco: It's... it's an average family.

35) Do you have a phobia?
Kaph: Not me. Do you?
Marco: I... don't think so.

36) Piercing/tattoos?
Kaph: I'll tell you if you're a girl and you give me your measurements.
Marco: None!

37) Is this quiz over?
Kaph: You're not very good at this "manipulating people" deal, you know.
Marco: ... It doesn't look like it's over, anyway.

39) Whats your lucky number?
Kaph: Nine.
Marco: I don't have one, but speaking of numbers, aren't there a few missing here? I guess I'm not the only one spacing out lately, hahahah.

40) Whats your favorite color?
Kaph: Too manly for one.
Marco: Red. No, wait, blue. I-- I have no idea where that came from.

41) What color are your eyes?
Kaph: Red. No, I don't do drugs, shut the hell up.
Marco: Green!

42) Quick! Someone kissed your love! what do you do?
Kaph: ... Depends. Is it another girl?
Marco: ... Well, wow. I'd have a nice, calm conversation with both parties, I guess.

43) What is your favorite type of music?
Kaph: Rock. Ahh, good old rock.
Marco: Oh, I like music from the Romanticism period. I'm quite fond of Chopin, actually.

44) No one cares about you...
Kaph: You're lying--
Marco: ... I don't think you have any evidence to back up that statement and besides wasn't it supposed to be question statementsaren't questionsyouknow

45) where do you want to be right now?
Kaph: In bed. With someone else.
Marco: Home.

46) what are you in your love's opinion?
Kaph: ... I'm perfect.
Marco: ... Heh, well, I don't really have a love, so I guess I'll have to pass this one.

47) you just walked into a room with 2 people having sex what do you do?
Kaph: ... Again, are they women?
Marco: Wow, that would be a bit awkward, wouldn't it? I'd just apologise and leave, really.

48) what do you do for a living?
Kaph: This and that.
Marco: I'm a CEO! My company doesn't have an established name yet (silly Cláudia, heh), but it deals with computer software and hardware.

49) You are in jail what do you do?
Kaph: I burn my way out.
Marco: ... I'd... serve my time peacefully, I guess.
Kaph: Ahahahahah, after a few days alone with your thoughts, you'd be anything but peaceful.
Marco: ...

50) Wanna party with me?
Kaph: No, thanks. My parties are a shitload better than anything you could invite me to.
Marco: Sure!... At what time do we have to meet?

52) you know I’m just kidding...
Kaph: Right. Because you want to party with me. And you won't. Ever.
Marco: ... Oh, really? Ah well.

53) Now for real this quiz is over....
Kaph: About damn time!
Marco: Oh. Oh, it is! Heh, it really is this time.

54) Bye!

Kaph: ... And I'm not getting anything out of this? I guess I'll just have to get it out of you later.
Marco: See you around!


... Well, now I'm wondering just how good (or terrible) I am at characterisation. What do you think you can tell me about these characters just from what you've read here?

(A-Also AAAAAA I have an idea for a fic I'd really love to see written, but I requested something at the kink meme just yesterday AND there's already something I want to ask for when it gets to part 21 though maybe I could write this last one myself... S-SOB I'M A GREEDY BITCH)

[identity profile] touchmy12inch.livejournal.com 2010-08-23 10:21 pm (UTC)(link)
...I like Kaph a lot.

[identity profile] mistytpednaem.livejournal.com 2010-08-23 10:25 pm (UTC)(link)
... When I first played JFA and first realised Matt was a douchebag, one of my first thoughts was... "holy shit, he would get along with Kaph really well."

... So there.

[identity profile] touchmy12inch.livejournal.com 2010-08-23 10:28 pm (UTC)(link)
Excellent. And I seriously giggled out loud at the 'meatballs' section of the quiz :>

[identity profile] mistytpednaem.livejournal.com 2010-08-23 10:36 pm (UTC)(link)
I-I AIM TO PLEASE. ;;

[identity profile] perverbially.livejournal.com 2010-08-24 01:52 am (UTC)(link)
I feel like I know Marco.

He's... not that guy, is he? The one who made out with Adrian? The gay guy who made out with the lesbian who made out with the assassin?

WHAT.

Well. Um. That aside... he strikes me as the type who talkstalkstalks constantly to drown out his own brain (... in fact, that kind of reminds me of someone, hmm.) Quite eager to please, overenthusiastic, maybe a little ill-at-ease with himself, and thus has trouble with anything too personal...?

(You should probably ignore me, 'cause I'm just terrible at character analysis. But I wanted to answer your question all the same :/)

[identity profile] mistytpednaem.livejournal.com 2010-08-24 09:50 am (UTC)(link)
... He is that guy, yes. XD;;

You're quite close~ Marco has his issues, mmhmm...