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mistytpednaem) wrote2010-09-02 07:21 pm
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I'mma gonna go to Hell when I die~ *clap clap, clap*
I dug around in ![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
perverbially 's journal, found this, thought to myself "HURR HURR I SURE HAVEN'T BEEN HUMILIATING MYSELF ENOUGH AS OF LATE" and decided to do it with PW characters.
DISCLAIMER: I did not plan the numbers to assign the characters in advance, I swear to you. Some of these just turned out too wonderfully.
Pick 12 characters, fill in the blanks and answer the questions.
1. Phoenix Wright
2. Franziska von Karma
3. Adrian Andrews
4. The Judge
5. Shelly de Killer
6. Godot
7. Lana Skye
8. Ron DeLite
9. Olga Orly
10. Lauren Paups
11. Tyrell Motherfucking Badd
12. Sister Bikini (I love her, I swear, regardless of my little digs at her throughout the rest of the post <3)
Does 10 (Lauren Paups) strike you as a voyeur and/or an exhibitionist?
Exhibitionist? Maybe unintentionally. Voyeur? Definitely.
Who in all the multiverse would 11 (Tyrell Badd) most likely bottom to?
Thor. And even then, only if he asks nicely.
Would you rather do 3 (Adrian Andrews) or 5 (Shelly de Killer)?
*SPLORF* W-Well, um, Adrian is closer to my age. And Shelly would never, ever, ever let me "do" him. C-CAN WE MOVE TO ANOTHER QUESTION?
Which of 4 (The Judge) and 1 (Phoenix Wright) would you rather have do you?
... I, uh. I think I'll go with Nick. Sorry, Udgey, I love you, but... uh... yyyeah.
12 (Sister Bikini) and 2 (Franziska von Karma) are having sex in an airplane. Construct a snippet of dialogue that happens during this encounter.
"You know, deary, you don't have to hold back on the whip, I'm always open to wild new things! DOHOHOHOHO."
"don'tspeaksofoolishlyloudlyyoufoolifmyfoolishlittlebrotherfindsmeIAMDEAD"
How much would you pay to see naked pictures of 11 (Badd) Have you? Where can the rest of us find these pictures?
There are no naked pictures of Badd because, to this date, there is no form of visual media capable of accurately portraying the testosterone his body contains.
Where are 5 (Shelly) and 9 (Olga Orly) most likely to have sex? Who on your list is most likely to write a trashy novel about it?
OH GOD. ERM. T-THE BORSCHT BOWL CLUB IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT? Bikini would write a novel's worth of fanfiction about it because (I just made this up, but it is now part of my headcanon) she has a massive girlboner for Shelly.
When 12 (Bikini) masturbates, she thinks about...
You.
What is 11 (Badd)'s favorite sex toy?
HE NEEDS NO SUCH ACCESSORIES TO ACHIEVE PLEASURE AND BLISS.
Come up with a title for a 12/(Bikini)7(Lana Skye)/1(Phoenix) threeway. Would you read it? Would you write it? What would some of the warnings be?
Heavy Burdens. I'd read it for the trainwreck factor, I'm sure I'll write it in my nightmares tonight. Warnings: may leave you with a fat midget fetish after consumption.
Who's more likely to be tied up during consensual sex, 2 (Franziska) or 6 (Godot)?
... I. What. Well, on one hand, maybe Franzy would be up for some kinky role reversal with Adrian(somebody write this please), but... well, while I can't see Godot AGREEING to it, I like the idea of him being utterly dominated by Mia. :T
If 11 (Badd) and 3 (Adrian) are carrying on a torrid and forbidden love affair, who's most likely to spill the beans? What would the other person do to retaliate?
Adrian would be the first to crack, obviously. Badd would... stare at her menacingly until she broke down into tears.
As a birthday present, 7(Lana)'s longtime lover 5 (Shelly) offers to do whatever 7 (Lana) wants in bed. What's 7 (Lana)'s secret birthday wish?
Why, some hot leather glove action~Not because it reminds her of Gant or anything, I mean, psh.
Choose a food item for 4(Judge) and 12(Bikini) to use together.
Caviar. Awwww yeah.
8 (Ron) and 4 (Judge) are in a fulltime relationship. Who's the top?
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEK
Ron. Ron would top.
Which fetish is 9 (Olga) least likely to indulge?
Roleplay, perhaps? I dunno, I can just see her kicking the jewels of any poor sap who asked her to act Russian in bed.
What would 5 (Shelly) do if he/she had 8 (Ron) naked, willing and ready in his/her bed?
He would look away. Then he'd look at Ron again. Then he'd look away. Then he would deeply think about his sexuality.
It would all end in his bed, him crying like he hasn't in years while Ron pats him comfortingly.
What would 10 (Lauren) and 4 (Judge) tell their friends about their sex life, assuming they had both a mutual sex life and some friends?
Lauren would simply shout ramblings about "pounding with a gavel" at random times of the day. The Judge would happily tell everyone about how loving and adorable Lauren is~
10 (Lauren) gets a tattoo to declare his/her eternal love for 9 (Olga) Where is it? What does it say?
On her right wrist: "~YOUR COLD RUSSIAN WINDS WARM MY FRIGID HEART~"
Imagine that 2(Franziska) writes an erotic 11/6(Badd/Godot) fic. What sort of summary might the fic he/she writes have?
"Two foolish fools find comfort in their mutual foolishly foolish foolery and smugness. Their nights are foolishly spent constantly trying to top the other fool."
If 2(Franziska) walked into the room wearing nothing but a red thong and a feather boa, how would 8(Ron) react?
His face would turn roughly the colour of her thong, I imagine.
And then he would top her.
And the obligatory fill in the blanks erotic fairy tale! Change the numbers with the matching names on your list:
Original: 9 and 1 are having a quickie in a broom closet when 8 walks in on them. Naturally enough, 8 joins in, first paging 3, who's in the middle of fucking 5 into the mattress. 3 abandons 5 on the verge of orgasm, excited by the possibility of illicit broom closet sex, and 5, irate, becomes a highly paid prostitute until the well-meaning and generous 4 attempts to rescue him. But 5 will have none of it, refuses to be redeemed, and opens a high-class brothel in Los Angeles, where 10 is one of his regular clients.
The worst thing you'll have to read today, possibly: Olga and Phoenix are having a quickie in a broom closet when Ron walks in on them. Naturally enough, Ron joins in, first paging Adrian, who's in the middle of fucking Shelly into the mattress. Adrian abandons Shelly on the verge of orgasm, excited by the possibility of illicit broom closet sex, and Shelly, irate, becomes a highly paid prostitute until the well-meaning and generous Judge attempts to rescue him. But Shelly will have none of it, refuses to be redeemed, and opens a high-class brothel in Los Angeles, where Lauren is one of his regular clients.
See, I didn't cheat. If I wanted to, I wouldn't create something capable of haunting me every night for the rest of my life.
perverbially 's journal, found this, thought to myself "HURR HURR I SURE HAVEN'T BEEN HUMILIATING MYSELF ENOUGH AS OF LATE" and decided to do it with PW characters.DISCLAIMER: I did not plan the numbers to assign the characters in advance, I swear to you. Some of these just turned out too wonderfully.
Pick 12 characters, fill in the blanks and answer the questions.
1. Phoenix Wright
2. Franziska von Karma
3. Adrian Andrews
4. The Judge
5. Shelly de Killer
6. Godot
7. Lana Skye
8. Ron DeLite
9. Olga Orly
10. Lauren Paups
11. Tyrell Motherfucking Badd
12. Sister Bikini (I love her, I swear, regardless of my little digs at her throughout the rest of the post <3)
Does 10 (Lauren Paups) strike you as a voyeur and/or an exhibitionist?
Exhibitionist? Maybe unintentionally. Voyeur? Definitely.
Who in all the multiverse would 11 (Tyrell Badd) most likely bottom to?
Thor. And even then, only if he asks nicely.
Would you rather do 3 (Adrian Andrews) or 5 (Shelly de Killer)?
*SPLORF* W-Well, um, Adrian is closer to my age. And Shelly would never, ever, ever let me "do" him. C-CAN WE MOVE TO ANOTHER QUESTION?
Which of 4 (The Judge) and 1 (Phoenix Wright) would you rather have do you?
... I, uh. I think I'll go with Nick. Sorry, Udgey, I love you, but... uh... yyyeah.
12 (Sister Bikini) and 2 (Franziska von Karma) are having sex in an airplane. Construct a snippet of dialogue that happens during this encounter.
"You know, deary, you don't have to hold back on the whip, I'm always open to wild new things! DOHOHOHOHO."
"don'tspeaksofoolishlyloudlyyoufoolifmyfoolishlittlebrotherfindsmeIAMDEAD"
How much would you pay to see naked pictures of 11 (Badd) Have you? Where can the rest of us find these pictures?
There are no naked pictures of Badd because, to this date, there is no form of visual media capable of accurately portraying the testosterone his body contains.
Where are 5 (Shelly) and 9 (Olga Orly) most likely to have sex? Who on your list is most likely to write a trashy novel about it?
OH GOD. ERM. T-THE BORSCHT BOWL CLUB IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT? Bikini would write a novel's worth of fanfiction about it because (I just made this up, but it is now part of my headcanon) she has a massive girlboner for Shelly.
When 12 (Bikini) masturbates, she thinks about...
You.
What is 11 (Badd)'s favorite sex toy?
HE NEEDS NO SUCH ACCESSORIES TO ACHIEVE PLEASURE AND BLISS.
Come up with a title for a 12/(Bikini)7(Lana Skye)/1(Phoenix) threeway. Would you read it? Would you write it? What would some of the warnings be?
Heavy Burdens. I'd read it for the trainwreck factor, I'm sure I'll write it in my nightmares tonight. Warnings: may leave you with a fat midget fetish after consumption.
Who's more likely to be tied up during consensual sex, 2 (Franziska) or 6 (Godot)?
... I. What. Well, on one hand, maybe Franzy would be up for some kinky role reversal with Adrian
If 11 (Badd) and 3 (Adrian) are carrying on a torrid and forbidden love affair, who's most likely to spill the beans? What would the other person do to retaliate?
Adrian would be the first to crack, obviously. Badd would... stare at her menacingly until she broke down into tears.
As a birthday present, 7(Lana)'s longtime lover 5 (Shelly) offers to do whatever 7 (Lana) wants in bed. What's 7 (Lana)'s secret birthday wish?
Why, some hot leather glove action~
Choose a food item for 4(Judge) and 12(Bikini) to use together.
Caviar. Awwww yeah.
8 (Ron) and 4 (Judge) are in a fulltime relationship. Who's the top?
Ron. Ron would top.
Which fetish is 9 (Olga) least likely to indulge?
Roleplay, perhaps? I dunno, I can just see her kicking the jewels of any poor sap who asked her to act Russian in bed.
What would 5 (Shelly) do if he/she had 8 (Ron) naked, willing and ready in his/her bed?
He would look away. Then he'd look at Ron again. Then he'd look away. Then he would deeply think about his sexuality.
It would all end in his bed, him crying like he hasn't in years while Ron pats him comfortingly.
What would 10 (Lauren) and 4 (Judge) tell their friends about their sex life, assuming they had both a mutual sex life and some friends?
Lauren would simply shout ramblings about "pounding with a gavel" at random times of the day. The Judge would happily tell everyone about how loving and adorable Lauren is~
10 (Lauren) gets a tattoo to declare his/her eternal love for 9 (Olga) Where is it? What does it say?
On her right wrist: "~YOUR COLD RUSSIAN WINDS WARM MY FRIGID HEART~"
Imagine that 2(Franziska) writes an erotic 11/6(Badd/Godot) fic. What sort of summary might the fic he/she writes have?
"Two foolish fools find comfort in their mutual foolishly foolish foolery and smugness. Their nights are foolishly spent constantly trying to top the other fool."
If 2(Franziska) walked into the room wearing nothing but a red thong and a feather boa, how would 8(Ron) react?
His face would turn roughly the colour of her thong, I imagine.
And then he would top her.
And the obligatory fill in the blanks erotic fairy tale! Change the numbers with the matching names on your list:
Original: 9 and 1 are having a quickie in a broom closet when 8 walks in on them. Naturally enough, 8 joins in, first paging 3, who's in the middle of fucking 5 into the mattress. 3 abandons 5 on the verge of orgasm, excited by the possibility of illicit broom closet sex, and 5, irate, becomes a highly paid prostitute until the well-meaning and generous 4 attempts to rescue him. But 5 will have none of it, refuses to be redeemed, and opens a high-class brothel in Los Angeles, where 10 is one of his regular clients.
The worst thing you'll have to read today, possibly: Olga and Phoenix are having a quickie in a broom closet when Ron walks in on them. Naturally enough, Ron joins in, first paging Adrian, who's in the middle of fucking Shelly into the mattress. Adrian abandons Shelly on the verge of orgasm, excited by the possibility of illicit broom closet sex, and Shelly, irate, becomes a highly paid prostitute until the well-meaning and generous Judge attempts to rescue him. But Shelly will have none of it, refuses to be redeemed, and opens a high-class brothel in Los Angeles, where Lauren is one of his regular clients.
See, I didn't cheat. If I wanted to, I wouldn't create something capable of haunting me every night for the rest of my life.
Inner Shelly cringes at this entire post by the way
Oh God. Oh God, me too. What is wrong with us?
Re: Inner Shelly cringes at this entire post by the way
SHE PREFERS MY GLOVES, ANYWAY."I mean, god, talk about rubbing salt in the wounds, Shelly :/
... I'm trying not to think too hard about it :|
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Aaaaaa I want to send you a private message again but I'm afraid I might be crossing the line between "internet friend" and "creepy stalker" ;;;
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