(Note: yes, he writes with a French accent. Don't argue with me on this one, alright?)
Dearest mademoiselle!
It 'as come to my attention that you are interested in doing ze, 'ow you say, horizontal tango with mon roguishly sexy self. Well, I accept your offer! And if it was not you, I accept it nevertheless.
As you know, we, ze French, are gifted in ze ways of ze hankee-pankee, and I, with my dexterity, am ze most gifted of all. I shall take off my tie, zen I shall undress you and trace your beeyootiful curves with my knife fingerteeps.
And then I will thrust into you, again and again and yet again, fiercely, passionately, your breath désespéré, but I will stop it if I must and I shall draw from you ze most heartfelt screams AND NO ONE WILL EVER KNOW FOR I AM A MASTAIR OF DEESGUISE, UNLIKE MY DOPPELGANGUEUR
I know, I'm more worried about the SPECIFICS, see. Gotta know that stuff when you write de Killer.
Dearest mademoiselle!
It 'as come to my attention that you are interested in doing ze, 'ow you say, horizontal tango with mon roguishly sexy self. Well, I accept your offer! And if it was not you, I accept it nevertheless.
As you know, we, ze French, are gifted in ze ways of ze hankee-pankee, and I, with my dexterity, am ze most gifted of all. I shall take off my tie, zen I shall undress you and trace your beeyootiful curves with my
knifefingerteeps.And then I will thrust into you, again and again and yet again, fiercely, passionately, your breath désespéré,
but I will stop it if I mustand I shall draw from you ze most heartfelt screamsAND NO ONE WILL EVER KNOW FOR I AM A MASTAIR OF DEESGUISE, UNLIKE MY DOPPELGANGUEURLovingly,
~*~Shelly le Killeur~*~