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mistytpednaem) wrote2010-09-28 05:53 pm
mistytpednaem) wrote2010-09-28 05:53 pm
Memes. And also corpses.
Okay, first, I should get the stuff that few people will care about out of the way! So... letter B today.
1. Sonic Adventure - Bad Taste Aquarium (Hot Shelter)
As I'm still essentially a little toddler in the grand scheme of things, I regret to inform you that I grew up with the Dreamcast Sonic Adventure games rather than the Mega Drive classics. And boy, do I still love them. They haven't aged well at all, but nostalgia always gets the best of me and I can't help but to have fun playing them even today. And they had some damn cool music...
1.5. Sonic Unleashed - Battle Music
This theme is from one of the most recent 3D Sonic games. It sounds pretty snazzy and funky, right? Well, you kind of start to hate it after you've heard it for the 10th time in a 30-minute-long level. And there are five versions of this theme in the OST, all sounding pretty much identical.
2. Placebo - The Bitter End
G-GUYS, AM I UNCOOL FOR LIKING THIS?
3. ZUN - Bloom Nobly, Cherry Blossoms of Sumizome ~ Border of Life
More Touhou music! This theme belongs to Yuyuko Saigyouji (Jesus Christ how do you remember how to spell that), a ghost who stole all of Spring one day because she wanted to make a tree bloom. She's a final boss and this is a cool theme, so hey!
4. Masakazu Sugimori - The Blue Badger ~ I Want to Defend
Just thought I'd remind you that this exists.
5. Queen - Bohemian Rhapsody
Try saying the first verse of this song anywhere in the world or in the Internet. See how long it takes for at least five other people to join you in an auditory orgy.
6. Masami Ueda - Boss of the Sparrow Union
From Okami, which is one of my favourite games ever. This is the theme of a Godfather-like sparrow. And he is awesome. And so is this music. And so is the whole game.
7. Kanjika - Breathtaking Vision
An amazing orchestral remix of the Sky Sanctuary level music from Sonic 3. I love this kind of stuff.
Now, for the second thing few people will care about: regarding the detective!Shelly fic, I've hit a bit of a roadblock because I have so far neglected to think of how the corpse in the story actually came to be one. You know, as in... the method used. And the specifics. OH GOD, WRITING MURDER IS HARD, I KNOW HOW YOU FEEL NOW PERVY ;____;
And now, something you might just be interested in! Give me a pairing and I will write a love note from one to another. The pairing can be my character and yours, mine and someone else's, or anything that strikes your fancy as long as I know who they are.
1. Sonic Adventure - Bad Taste Aquarium (Hot Shelter)
As I'm still essentially a little toddler in the grand scheme of things, I regret to inform you that I grew up with the Dreamcast Sonic Adventure games rather than the Mega Drive classics. And boy, do I still love them. They haven't aged well at all, but nostalgia always gets the best of me and I can't help but to have fun playing them even today. And they had some damn cool music...
1.5. Sonic Unleashed - Battle Music
This theme is from one of the most recent 3D Sonic games. It sounds pretty snazzy and funky, right? Well, you kind of start to hate it after you've heard it for the 10th time in a 30-minute-long level. And there are five versions of this theme in the OST, all sounding pretty much identical.
2. Placebo - The Bitter End
G-GUYS, AM I UNCOOL FOR LIKING THIS?
3. ZUN - Bloom Nobly, Cherry Blossoms of Sumizome ~ Border of Life
More Touhou music! This theme belongs to Yuyuko Saigyouji (Jesus Christ how do you remember how to spell that), a ghost who stole all of Spring one day because she wanted to make a tree bloom. She's a final boss and this is a cool theme, so hey!
4. Masakazu Sugimori - The Blue Badger ~ I Want to Defend
Just thought I'd remind you that this exists.
5. Queen - Bohemian Rhapsody
Try saying the first verse of this song anywhere in the world or in the Internet. See how long it takes for at least five other people to join you in an auditory orgy.
6. Masami Ueda - Boss of the Sparrow Union
From Okami, which is one of my favourite games ever. This is the theme of a Godfather-like sparrow. And he is awesome. And so is this music. And so is the whole game.
7. Kanjika - Breathtaking Vision
An amazing orchestral remix of the Sky Sanctuary level music from Sonic 3. I love this kind of stuff.
Now, for the second thing few people will care about: regarding the detective!Shelly fic, I've hit a bit of a roadblock because I have so far neglected to think of how the corpse in the story actually came to be one. You know, as in... the method used. And the specifics. OH GOD, WRITING MURDER IS HARD, I KNOW HOW YOU FEEL NOW PERVY ;____;
And now, something you might just be interested in! Give me a pairing and I will write a love note from one to another. The pairing can be my character and yours, mine and someone else's, or anything that strikes your fancy as long as I know who they are.
I'm going to hell for this.
-Strangling
-Suffocation
-Poisoning
ALSO. I want a love letter. I want one from Shelly le Killeur to me. Why? 'Cause I'm your creeper and you love me. C: <3
I know, I'm more worried about the SPECIFICS, see. Gotta know that stuff when you write de Killer.
Dearest mademoiselle!
It 'as come to my attention that you are interested in doing ze, 'ow you say, horizontal tango with mon roguishly sexy self. Well, I accept your offer! And if it was not you, I accept it nevertheless.
As you know, we, ze French, are gifted in ze ways of ze hankee-pankee, and I, with my dexterity, am ze most gifted of all. I shall take off my tie, zen I shall undress you and trace your beeyootiful curves with my
knifefingerteeps.And then I will thrust into you, again and again and yet again, fiercely, passionately, your breath désespéré,
but I will stop it if I mustand I shall draw from you ze most heartfelt screamsAND NO ONE WILL EVER KNOW FOR I AM A MASTAIR OF DEESGUISE, UNLIKE MY DOPPELGANGUEURLovingly,
~*~Shelly le Killeur~*~
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ALSO FRANZISKA/MILES or PHOENIX/MAYA DO IT DO IT~
Sob I can't write Phoenix
He didn't want to do this.
I hope you've been good, up there in Kurain.
I'veNo, he wanted to do it. He only didn't have the right to.
Being the Master of Kurain... That's
kind of a big deal, huh?quite a title. I know you can live up to it, though. I've seen enough evidence to know that.How's Pearls? I hope she doesn't still bug you too much with the whole... you know.
Sometimes I wonder how she got the idea in the first place. Did you tell herShe's a clever girl, anyway; she knows you're busy nowadays. And I'm sure, as soon as you're free, she'll try to get us all together again.At least that's what I'm hoping for.The pen in his hand hovered inches above the paper.
I was wondering if you wanted toyou'd likemaybeI just wanted to tell you that I love you.
No. No, no, no.
He crumpled up the paper and threw it away. Maya wouldn't want to have anything to do with this Phoenix Wright.
He hadn't even bothered to shave in a week.
Re: Sob I can't write Phoenix
Lovely.
Re: Sob I can't write Phoenix
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DO IT. <3
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Miss Dee Vasquez,
I hope that this letter finds you well. We could have spoken through electronic mail, but I find handwritten messages to be more personal and ultimately preferable on the event that one cannot communicate in person or even through the telephone.
That was a decent start, he supposed. Let's see what else comes naturally.
It has been quite some time since we last did business together, has it not? I hope you do not interpret this the wrong way - I understand that you are a busy woman, after all - but I am, indeed, looking forward to a chance to work with you again. And, of course, I also understand if you have been resorting to other professionals. It is a fact of life that people move on.
He paused awkwardly. What in the WORLD had he just written?
With that said, I would like to humbly suggest a
datemeeting at the usual café, if only to reminisce. As pleasant as letters can be, I still vastly prefer to speak to people in their presence.At your service,
Shelly de Killer
He remained in his seat, silent, for some ten more minutes after he was finished writing his note. It was absurd, foolish; if not in its wording, then in the sentiment behind it.
But something compelled him to pursue it.
De Killer left to mail his letter, casually shooting an attacking mobster on his way out.
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<3333 *snugs* This was adorable. And the last line. Just. lol. XDDD<3
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Thank youuu~
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GO ON. JUST ASK ME.
No seriously, don't. It took me ages to get that shit out of my head. But, um, if you wanna talk it out...? Well, you know where I am ♥ I can't promise helpful advice, but I can cheer you on!
ALSO: SHOE TO SHELLY.
GO GO GO.
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You? You are simply the best human.
Matt was fine. He didn't JUST feed me, he petted me sometimes too. But then other times he got drunk and his breath smelled horrible and he kicked me around a bit. The parties were fine because most of his friends didn't let him kick me. Most of them.
Then you showed up and I wasn't sure what to think, because your face looks like an elongated baseball and that's pretty weird, and, like, you just came in here and Matt wasn't around, and you were too busy with other stuff to pay attention to me and you wouldn't even let me play with your little monocle.
But then I was like "Hey, look at me!" and you were like "Buuuuh?" and I was like "LOVE MEEE" and you were like "Awwwww" and you started petting me. That was the beginning of a beautiful friendship. And I mean, we've been through a few rough spots - why did you look at me that way when you were talking through your funny radio and I decided to say "hi"? I was just being nice! - but we're still together! That's what love is, right?
Yeah, I'm sure that's what love is. I love you, Mr. de Killer! That tuna you bought last week was really nice.
With love,
Shoe.
Shelly looked inquiringly at a page apparently ripped from Adrian's organiser, and he felt ever so slightly silly because he was well aware that the piece of paper wasn't going to answer any question of his. "Shoe has left paw prints all over what seems to be a former part of your organiser." He sighed, idly letting his finger scratch the cat's ear. "You silly cat. When you wish to use someone else's possessions, it is polite and recommendable to ask first."
Adrian giggled. "Maybe it's a love letter."
His smile was involuntary for once, brought upon by his pet's purrs. "What a ridiculous notion."
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AND THEN I STARTED SMILING AND I COULDN'T STOP.
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THESE THREE. ARE MY FAVOURITES. FOREVER ♥
OH SHELLY. OH ADRIAN. OH, SHOE, YOU THIEVING LITTLE DARLING.
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(I'm using your codename in this letter to trick the bad guys), he had written in special invisible ink that only Franziska would be able to read,
I still think you should tie an axe to the end of your whip, but that's not all I have to say. I really liked how you handled the bad guys last week, and I'm sorry about that head landing on your lap. Agent Wolf Cop should have introduced us first.
I want you to be my wife.
But there's one condition: you have to start whipping only the bad guys. If you don't do that, then you'll be a bad guy too and I'll have to chop your head off. Oh, and I wouldn't marry you or your head.
Hoping to make you a permanent part of my team,
Axe Cop
(PS: I think some alien blood fell on the letter, call me if you see your skin going green, you're growing antennas or you feel like building a giant death ray to destroy the Universe.)
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EVERYTHING I IMAGINED IT WOULD BE.
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