HOLY CRAP.

[mistytpednaem]

No meme today (I'll catch up tomorrow) because I'm kinda sleepy as fuck, but I MUST SHARE GMSN LOGS RIGHT NOW, HOLY SHIT:

apollo. ------------->     [[you're a rock star, everybody wants you]] diz:
*... So, my girlfriend slept with another woman.
Shelly de Killer diz:
*...
*And you have nobody else to tell, I presume?
apollo. ------------->     [[you're a rock star, everybody wants you]] diz:
*everyone else would... laugh at me.
*...
*i want revenge.
Shelly de Killer diz:
*... And so you came to me.
apollo. ------------->     [[you're a rock star, everybody wants you]] diz:
*yes, that would be correct.
*how much would i have to pay... to get rid of olga orly?
Shelly de Killer diz:
*((ADASGD HOLY SHIT MAN))
apollo. ------------->     [[you're a rock star, everybody wants you]] diz:
*(( 8D hahhh. ))
Shelly de Killer diz:
*((Also I like how Shelly is so used to people bothering him with shit he doesn't care about (thanks, Larry) that he didn't even realise what Apollo was getting at, at first))
apollo. ------------->     [[you're a rock star, everybody wants you]] diz:
*(( that was brilliant, yes. 8D ))
Shelly de Killer diz:
*My fee usually hovers around the ten thousand dollar mark.
apollo. ------------->     [[you're a rock star, everybody wants you]] diz:
*I'll pay double if you make her suffer first.
Shelly de Killer diz:
*How... sadistic of you, Mr. Justice.
*I am a professional, not a psychopath.
apollo. ------------->     [[you're a rock star, everybody wants you]] diz:
*That's why I came to you.
*... I apologize, I'm a bit drunk at the moment and -- ... She /coerced/ my girlfriend!
*COERCED HER!
*I want her GONE! I don't care about the price, I have more money than Fort Knox - she just needs to /DISAPPEAR/ and never be found!
Shelly de Killer diz:
*... Now, I am not trying to dismiss you, obviously, but do you not think that this may be a decision best taken when you are sober?
apollo. ------------->     [[you're a rock star, everybody wants you]] diz:
*I've been thinking about it too hard, that's the problem!
*Hell, I've been thinking about this for days and suddenly I got so angry I decided to calm down, and drink. Then I decided that I /would/ talk to you about it because /you/ ARE a professional and you won't fumble at the last moment and do damage but not the deed. My moral compass is too good-aligned - haha, 'Justice' is my last name and I don't want that to get in the way of things if I do it
*myself, which it inevitably would.
Shelly de Killer diz:
*We will need to discuss this in person, Mr. Justice. Will you be free tomorrow?
apollo. ------------->     [[you're a rock star, everybody wants you]] diz:
*Yes, I will.
Shelly de Killer diz:
*Then we will meet at your home. Is this acceptable?
apollo. ------------->     [[you're a rock star, everybody wants you]] diz:
*Yes.
Shelly de Killer diz:
*So it shall be, then.

WHAT NOW

 

Comments

[perfectgnat.livejournal.com]

fffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck

[liikii.livejournal.com]

LOOK, IF APOLLO WERE TO TRY TO DO IT HIMSELF

HE'D BE DRUNK AS HELL

AND GO UP ON HER WITH A BERETTA, SAYING IN THE CALMEST, SOBEREST VOICE EVER

'...MY NAME IS APOLLO JUSTICE. YOU'VE COERCED AND SLEPT WITH MY GIRLFRIEND. PREPARE TO DIE.'

[sushizuzoru.livejournal.com]

abccd cdshbch BRB DYING

OH, OLGA. WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO

[perfectgnat.livejournal.com]

VERA

[sushizuzoru.livejournal.com]

...THAT MAKES SO MUCH SENSE

[mistytpednaem.livejournal.com]

You know, I kinda hoped it had been Ema. 8|

[liikii.livejournal.com]

I HATE ALL OF YOU




...... though detective skye is pretty hot

[paru-na.livejournal.com]

ALL I CAN SAY:

IF RON GETS WIND OF THIS

[mistytpednaem.livejournal.com]

WELLLLL HE MAY

[sylladex.livejournal.com]

my gosh i need to rejoin gmsn so bad now

[mistytpednaem.livejournal.com]

... OuO

[quinexe.livejournal.com]

...

with 100% appropriate account

[cheapblusuits.livejournal.com]

...Apollo, that's illegal.

Re: with 100% appropriate account

[killerbaseball.livejournal.com]

He knows. I hope.

Re: with 100% appropriate account

[cheapblusuits.livejournal.com]

He's really not giving us defense attorneys a good reputation.

Re: with 100% appropriate account

[perfectgnat.livejournal.com]

Dude needs to get laid. Just sayin'.

Re: with 100% appropriate account

[killerbaseball.livejournal.com]

wait what

Re: with 100% appropriate account

[cheapblusuits.livejournal.com]

...you might be on to something here.

[arthoniel.livejournal.com]

OH. SHIT. 8O