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mistytpednaem) wrote2010-11-11 05:22 pm
mistytpednaem) wrote2010-11-11 05:22 pm
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Ten Days Meme - Seven + Eight + Not Lesbians
No lesbians this time, but from now on, all updates will include all the AA families. Just so you know. Yyyep.
Day One: Ten things you want to say to ten different people right now.
Day Two: Nine things about yourself.
Day Three: Eight ways to win your heart. - SCREW THIS
Day Four: Seven things that cross your mind a lot.
Day Five: Six things you wish you’d never done.
Day Six: Five people who mean a lot.
Day Seven: Four turn offs.
Day Eight: Three turn ons.
Day Nine: Two smileys that describe your life right now.
Day Ten: One confession.
TURN-OFFS:
1) ... I don't even know. Uhh, too much makeup?
2) You know those... corset piercings that some people do? Yeah? Don't do those. I beg you.
3) Does incest count? Let's say it counts.
4) Too much perfume/cologne. Seriously, man, don't shower yourself in that stuff.
TURN-ONS:
1) ... C-Curves.
2) Eyeglasses. Some people just look great in them.
3) Sensuality... But not the forced kind, please. If you have to ask if you're overdoing it, then you probably are.I just like suave people, fff ;;
4) Moustaches, clearly
WELL A-AHAHAH WASN'T THAT FUN LET'S MOVE ON.
Don't look at me that way. If we get to have lesbians, then Shelly gets to be James fucking Bond.
... That said, he's probably going to hate himself until he gets there.
SO, MY FRIENDS, DO YOU WANT TO SEE WHAT A DAY IN THE LIFE OF SHELLY DE KILLER IS LIKE? (A day with no work, mind you. Those when he DOES have work are... a different story entirely.)
(four hours later)
So, uh, hey, what do you know? There's an actual Acting career now!
... Matt, what are you doing in the Music career? B|
There, that's much better.
Oh, if the boss's name strikes you as familiar... This would be why. I dunno about you, guys, but I'm getting some nasty flashbacks to 1-3 and 2-4...
Speaking of which, hey! That's where Will Powers is! Ahahahahah! Aha! Aha! Aha... ha. ó_ò
Don't mind me, just making sure they're enemies again (I was successful, for the record).
... And this reminded me that I needed to buy a bright red guitar again.
And now Sims you're playing as can be invited to parties. How fitting that it'd be Matt, of all people.
Holy boobs, who is this?!
Clearly, Matt must investigate! (Okay, I was the one who made him go and talk to her, but you can't look at this face and tell me it wasn't worth it.)
FOREVER ALONE.
"... So wait, you dudes don't actually have a swimming pool?"
... HEY WAIT--
SINCE WHEN CAN SHE PLAY THE PIANO?
(He was eventually shot down when she told him that her partner was Franziska.)
Now THIS he did autonomously. It's okay, you can just be a lonely loser along with Juan.
... Wait, shit, where's the punchline?
Day Three: Eight ways to win your heart. - SCREW THIS
Day Seven: Four turn offs.
Day Eight: Three turn ons.
Day Nine: Two smileys that describe your life right now.
Day Ten: One confession.
TURN-OFFS:
1) ... I don't even know. Uhh, too much makeup?
2) You know those... corset piercings that some people do? Yeah? Don't do those. I beg you.
3) Does incest count? Let's say it counts.
4) Too much perfume/cologne. Seriously, man, don't shower yourself in that stuff.
TURN-ONS:
1) ... C-Curves.
2) Eyeglasses. Some people just look great in them.
3) Sensuality... But not the forced kind, please. If you have to ask if you're overdoing it, then you probably are.
WELL A-AHAHAH WASN'T THAT FUN LET'S MOVE ON.
Don't look at me that way. If we get to have lesbians, then Shelly gets to be James fucking Bond.
... That said, he's probably going to hate himself until he gets there.
SO, MY FRIENDS, DO YOU WANT TO SEE WHAT A DAY IN THE LIFE OF SHELLY DE KILLER IS LIKE? (A day with no work, mind you. Those when he DOES have work are... a different story entirely.)
(four hours later)
~*~THE END~*~
(Yes, he had recurring dreams about handcuffs. Given that they were dreams and not nightmares, the possible implications of this terrify me.)So, uh, hey, what do you know? There's an actual Acting career now!
... Matt, what are you doing in the Music career? B|
There, that's much better.
Oh, if the boss's name strikes you as familiar... This would be why. I dunno about you, guys, but I'm getting some nasty flashbacks to 1-3 and 2-4...
Speaking of which, hey! That's where Will Powers is! Ahahahahah! Aha! Aha! Aha... ha. ó_ò
Don't mind me, just making sure they're enemies again (I was successful, for the record).
... And this reminded me that I needed to buy a bright red guitar again.
And now Sims you're playing as can be invited to parties. How fitting that it'd be Matt, of all people.
Holy boobs, who is this?!
Clearly, Matt must investigate! (Okay, I was the one who made him go and talk to her, but you can't look at this face and tell me it wasn't worth it.)
FOREVER ALONE.
"... So wait, you dudes don't actually have a swimming pool?"
... HEY WAIT--
SINCE WHEN CAN SHE PLAY THE PIANO?
(He was eventually shot down when she told him that her partner was Franziska.)
Now THIS he did autonomously. It's okay, you can just be a lonely loser along with Juan.
... Wait, shit, where's the punchline?
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I'll just be over here. Watching Juan. Be alone. XD
I like curves and glasses and suaveness~
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</3 I WANT TOO NOW. B[
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